It's not easy trying to balance the lever
Let's take a look at complicated hair
It's takes a long time to keep it from going everywhere
As soon as I do I'm ready for pictures
But if the wind should pass on through I will say forget it don't you dare take a picture!
One day I decide my hair needs a new look to only curse and regret it as soon as I get it!
One second too long so I decide to cut it
Hating the shortness so I completely regret it
Waiting and waiting for the ends to grow inch by inch seems to take forever
Once it reaches a length that I can handle I like it for about two weeks before I fly off the handle
Then it starts all over again I get annoyed and want to chop it again
The hardest thing there is to figure is whether or not it needs conditioner
I use it one day and look like I been styled for Vogue
Then the next day it's as slick as a greased cake mold
If I decide to go a day without it then my hair is as dry as the Gobi desert
One thing that really consumes my soul is the endless bottles of shampoo I'm sold
One week this brand is as good as gold but then my hair rejects it like many unwanted ex's.
Half full bottles of concoctions line my tub like politicians in an election all hoping to win a bid for my hairs affection
But as I said being a girl is a tricky deal
And back up plans become an art of perfection
Hair ties, hair clips, head bands, and barrettes become a permanent fixture to get dressed for success.
So next time your waiting on a girl to make an entrance please think about what I just said
As you can see hair alone is a complicated mess so can you imagine what it's like for us girls to get dressed!!
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